Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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