I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
