im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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