So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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