it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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