how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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