But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
