You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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