I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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