She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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