Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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