In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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