dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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