remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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