Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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