shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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