remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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