Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Randomize
