Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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