I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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