You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
