I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
