I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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