I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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