Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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