How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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