I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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