I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Come on in and take your pants off
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