guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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