the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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