Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Randomize
