Non-Jews are for practice
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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