why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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