i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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