I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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