I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i came on her dog
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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