I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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