you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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