frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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