I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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