"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
time to smoke my breakfast
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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