Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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