Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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