Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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