You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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