Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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