Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
