yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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