can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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