Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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