In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
they need to just BURY HIM!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My bed smells like the plague
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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