Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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