dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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