But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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