if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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