I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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