Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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