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(251): View more from Alabama

About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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(206): View more from Washington

she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters

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(703): View more from Virginia

If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude

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(514): View more from Quebec

u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me

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