Whod you bang
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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