This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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