So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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